last month the supreme court ruled in favorof the patient protection and affordable care act, which has been affectionately dubbedâ€œobamacareâ€. huh?some of you probably have no idea what iâ€™m talking about.this is obamacare for barbies, presented by nicki minaj i wish that i could have insurance for life....for life... for lifeâ€¦. there are currently 32 million uninsured americans.obamacare is a plan to reform the american health care system by providing affordablehealthcare to all americans.
letâ€™s go to the doc - terletâ€™s go get a shot it was expens - ivefinally itâ€™s not have a coldya old? câ€™mon step upmillions uninsured itâ€™s time to get a check up under the affordable health care act, youcan add children up to 26 years old to your insurance plan.and if you suddenly get really sick, your insurance company cannot drop you. you ill?no big deal
you still got dat planthey wanna drop you but thereâ€™s no way they canyo kidâ€™s twenty six six now heâ€™s gettinâ€™ sick sickthe ivâ€™s going drip drip heâ€™s covered on this trip tripthatâ€™s the coverage i was lookinâ€™ fo and if you sick â they canâ€™t drop you hoeâ€™ starting in 2014, if you donâ€™t have insurance,you will be required to purchase insurance or pay a penalty; up to 2.5% of your income.if you can't afford insurance, you may qualify for medicaidas long as youâ€™re only slightly above the poverty level.
so let me get this straight,wait you still not insured? but even with two years and all the shit obamaendured? well then a snipit of you paycheck is cominâ€™out but if youâ€™re moneyâ€™s not tall,medicaid might help wit it health care weâ€™re all gonna get iiiiiiiiiiiiit if you already have medicare, the affordablecare act will help make your prescription drug coverage more affordable if you already have medicaid, the affordablecare act will help make your prescription drug coveragemore affordable!
uhh...you just repeated what i said in a british accent. take your medication roman!take your medication roman! um. and if you don't qualify for medicaid,you may be eligible for a tax credit based on your income. raaaar!itâ€™s the medicaid monster! ok now youâ€™re kinda scaring me....thatâ€™s obamacare basics for barbies did you guys actually learn anything?let me know in the comments below and iâ€™ll see you guys laterbye!